--Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. ~Author Unknown
--The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. ~Charles Caleb Colton
--A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. ~Irish Proverb
--The repose of sleep refreshes only the body. It rarely sets the soul at rest. The repose of the night does not belong to us. It is not the possession of our being. Sleep opens within us an inn for phantoms. In the morning we must sweep out the shadows. ~Gaston Bachelard
--Sleep is perverse as human nature,
Sleep is perverse as legislature....
So people who go to bed to sleep
Must count French premiers or sheep,
And people who ought to arise from bed
Yawn and go back to sleep instead.
~Ogden Nash, Read This Vibrant Exposé
--There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown
--Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking. ~Clifton Fadiman
--If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. ~Author unknown, attributed to Jim Davis
--Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown
--Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed. ~Arthur Schopenhauer
--A flock of sheep that leisurely pass by
One after one; the sound of rain, and bees
Murmuring; the fall of rivers, winds and seas,
Smooth fields, white sheets of water, and pure sky -
I've thought of all by turns, and still I lie
Sleepless...
~William Wordsworth, "To Sleep"
--If a man had as many ideas during the day as he does when he has insomnia, he'd make a fortune. ~Griff Niblack
--A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow. ~Charlotte Brontë
--Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. ~Author Unknown
--Sleep, rest of things, O pleasing Deity,
Peace of the soul, which cares dost crucify,
Weary bodies refresh and mollify.
~Ovid, attributed
--The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
--Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together. ~Thomas Dekker
--O bed! O bed! delicious bed!
That heaven upon earth to the weary head.
~Thomas Hood, Miss Kilmansegg - Her Dream
--Now, blessings light on him that first invented sleep! It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak; it is meat for the hungry, drink for the thirsty, heat for the cold, and cold for the hot. It is the current coin that purchases all the pleasures of the world cheap, and the balance that sets the king and the shepherd, the fool and the wise man, even. ~Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, 1605
--Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. ~JoJo Jensen, Dirt Farmer Wisdom, 2002
--There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock. ~Author Unknown
--It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. ~John Steinbeck
--Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.
~Edmund Vance Cooke
--All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own. ~Plutarch
--Then, the cool kindliness of sheets, that soon Smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss
Of blankets.... ~Rupert Brooke, "The Great Lover,"
--The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep. ~E. Joseph Cossman
--Oh sleep! it is a gentle thing, Beloved from pole to pole. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
--Sleep lingers all our lifetime about our eyes, as night hovers all day in the boughs of the fir-tree. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
--Fatigue is the best pillow. ~Benjamin Franklin
--O sleep, O gentle sleep,
Nature's soft nurse, how have I frighted thee,
That thou no more wilt weigh my eyelids down
And steep my sense in forgetfulness?
~William Shakespeare, Henry IV, Part I
--I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake. ~Author Unknown
--Sleep is the most moronic fraternity in the world, with the heaviest dues and the crudest rituals. ~Vladimir Nabokov
--When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake. ~From the movie Fight Club, based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk
--Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy. ~Author Unknown
--Even thus last night, and two nights more I lay,
And could not win thee, Sleep, by any stealth:
So do not let me wear to-night away.
Without thee what is all the morning's wealth?
Come, blessed barrier between day and day,
Dear mother of fresh thoughts and joyous health!
~William Wordsworth, "To Sleep"
--In its early stages, insomnia is almost an oasis in which those who have to think or suffer darkly take refuge. ~Colette
--Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night. ~George Allen
--But no one ever is allowed in Sleepytown, unless
He goes to bed in time to take the Sleepytown Express!
~James Jackson Montague, The Sleepytown Express
--Early to rise and early to bed
Makes a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
~James Thurber, Fables for Our Times, 1940
--It appears that every man's insomnia is as different from his neighbour's as are their daytime hopes and aspirations. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
--How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the night-light. I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things. ~Dorothy Parker
--For sleep, one needs endless depths of blackness to sink into; daylight is too shallow, it will not cover one. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh
--Cut if you will with sleep's dull knife
The years from off your life, my friend!
The years that death takes off my life,
He'll take from off the other end!
~Edna St. Vincent Millay
--There are twelve hours in the day, and above fifty in the night. ~Marie de Rabutin-Chantal
--Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants. ~Jessamyn West